Oprah: Good evening ladies and gentlemen. There is no doubt that my guest today is one of the most talented diplomats, writers, poets, and philosophers that have ever been on the Oprah show. He is the author of the renowned Canterbury Tales and is called the Father of English literature. His use of vernacular Middle English rather than French or Latin distinguishes him from other writers of his time. It is my honor to present, Geoffrey Chaucer.
Chaucer:
Good evening to you all, my eager friends
A special time I am certain portends
Oprah: Mr. Chaucer, reading your works is certainly confusing. Would you care to tell us why you chose to write in Middle English?
Chaucer:
A foolish woman, you should already know,
The times I live in require it to be so.
Oprah: You’ve embarrassed me Mr. Chaucer. Your work has inspired many writers through the years. Please tell us what would you advise a young writer?
Chaucer:
I know I’ve inspired others to the quill,
But to suggest what others must and will,
Would be untoward and may cause to ponder,
All who feel there should forever be wonder.
The knight I based upon myself to be morose,
A character above all must be grandiose.
A single fellow against the evil sword,
All those who fight accept the sworn word of the lord.
Oprah: Thank you for your insight. I am happy to announce that Michael Jackson has gifted you his house, full of furniture and Mickey Mouse.
(Screams)
Chaucer:
Oh my kindest lady what shall I say to you?
To receive such a gift would set me askew.
For no more would I need to believe and see,
All else would fall short, ring false and disagree.
Oprah:
Mr. Chaucer, it has been a pleasure to have you here with us today. We hope you enjoy your new house and continue to write great literature.
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