Monday, June 6, 2011

Noises

NOISES

Screech Honk Punk Clunk

Vroom Vroom Crash

Ping Pong

Bark Meow Roar and Chirp

Oowiu oowui oowiu

Peep peep

Scratch, Scrape, Sweep and Swish

Bang Crack Crunch and Bleep

Drip Drip

Plop Clap Clank and Pop

Ring Ring


TWO

Do Not Remove Label

Do not remove label

Do not freeze. Do not reheat. Do not place bellow 7* C. Do not expose to extreme heat.

Do not stack. Do not store in humid place. Do not refrigerate. Do not microwave. Do not store in humid area.

Do not swallow. Do not leave children unattended with product. Do not consume under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

Do not inflate in enclosed areas. Do not record. Do not duplicate. Do not rebottle. Do not exceed 40 mph. Do not overtake truck.

Do not cross. Do not enter. Do not step. Do not sit. Do not open. Do not operate heavy machinery. Do not consume while pregnant.

Do not use if pregnant or suspect you are pregnant or are breast-feeding. Do not place in contact with skin. Do not dry clean. Do not bleach.

Do not dye. Do not disturb. Do not try this at home. Do not reply. Do not lift. Do not run. Do not sign in black ink. Do not touch. Do not climb. Do not litter.

Do not smoke. Do not feed alpacas. Do not feed the wildlife. Do not block driveway. Do not drink this water. Do not scream. Do not throw rocks. Do not operate without help.

TWO

Ozymandias Modification

Oh

I mourn a time for all around love


Why sing: Try violins at times low of sound

Shadows in the dark. Night time, of the silence,

Hum softly, amid silk vines l, wish forgiveness


A wish, among simple order comes colorfull


Try truth in spirit with to pray ranting

With your soft, soft outer touch lighting tenderness,


This has the mattress that any theatre has to find.

Adopt our tone please to wake alex:

"My new instrument Order, k o k:


Love our mom with, your Mind, add diligence!"


Never buy rubber. Retarded teams do


Once the cow wakes, bring a bat


This long and lazy story satisfies future arguments.